One Liner: My wife had a nasty accident with the car this morning. She backed it out of the garage, completely forgetting that the night before, she had backed it in.

Real answers given by Women Drivers in the California Driving Test:

Question: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
Answer: Make eye contact and wave “hello” if he/she is cute.

Question: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light
   and a flashing yellow traffic light?
Answer: The color.

Question: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
Answer: What for? He can’t see my license plate.
 

Question: When driving through fog, what should you use?
Answer: Your car.

Question:  What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no
   longer drive lawfully?
Answer: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Judge:  ’But if you saw the woman driving towards you, why didn’t you give her half the road?’
Male Driver: ‘I was going to, Your Honour, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.’

A lady driver was passing through a built-up area at about 60 mph when she noticed a motorcycle cop on her tail. She accelerated to to 80 mph but he stuck doggedly to her tail. She really put her foot down and pushed the car up to 90 mph, drawing rapidly away from the policeman. Suddenly she spotted a filling station ahead and slammed on the brakes. she stopped on the forecourt and ran into the womens toilets. 5 mins later she came out to see the police officer still waiting for her. With a polite smile she said, ‘I bet you thought I wouldn’t make it in time!’

Finally a big thank you to the fine fellows at Orangewheels, suppliers of Ford cars, who were wonderful with their help and advice in getting this site up and running, best regards,

Caroline.

Policeman: ‘When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, “Forty-five at least”.’
Woman driver: ‘Well, I always look older in this hat.’

Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.”
Husband: “Water in the carburettor? That’s plain daft.”
Wife: “I’m telling you the car has water in the carburettor.”
Husband: “Don’t be silly, You don’t even know what a carburettor is. Where’s the car?”
Wife: “In next door’s swimming pool.”

One liner: “We bumped into some old friends yesterday, my wife was driving.”

One liner II: “Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.”

Finally a big thank you to the fine fellows at Orangewheels, suppliers of VW Polo cars, who were wonderful with their help and advice in getting this site up and running, best regards,

Caroline.